My family did not appreciate my idea for a surrealist haggadah.

Why is tonight different than all other nights? What is a night? N - I - G -H -T. I say my foot is a night.

Now dip your finger in your wine cup one hundred times while I scream KARPACH! KARPACH!

The four children: the Wise Child, the Wicked Child, Cthuhlu the Blasphemous Elder God of the Deep, and a banana.

When you open the door for Elijah, you must then go outside and look for him until you understand The Stranger by Albert Camus.